Silly stuff from Cousin Suzie by way of my sister!

Talk about fracturing the English Language -   Did I read that sign right? T OILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London...

MYSTERY MESSAGE!

My sister got this message from her 8-year-old granddaughter.  Does anyone know what it means?  She asked me, and I have no clue.   Were at Carolina beach and it's hot as heck I mean hot as dickens...

MMMMM - LOVE THAT AROMA!

Hubby left his last two bananas sitting on top of the toaster too long.  (Yes, people, that's where we put our bananas to keep them out of the way.  We don't actually toast them.)  So today was banana bread baking day.  It took me less than half an...

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR ... a story

Miranda was tired.  She was tired of housework, she was tired of cooking and she was especially tired of her husband, who talked about the same things over and over as if she had never heard his stories before.  She had lost interest in her hobbies. ...

WHERE THE HELL DID BUDDY GO? a story

When Buddy found the little house for sale, he thought he had gotten the deal of a lifetime.  It was in perfect shape, and although small, it was plenty big enough for him alone.  There were two bedrooms so he could have a guest or even a roommate if...

INSOMNIA ... AAAAAAAAARGH!

I can't sleep to save my soul, not at night when I need to.  Then I spend the entire day half-asleep and nodding off while poor Hubby tries to talk to me.   Last night, I took two pain pills and two sleeping pills and slept four hours.  FOUR...

That Dream Again, a story

I was having that dream again.  At least over the years i had learned to control it somewhat, so it wasn't the horrible nightmare it used to be when I was younger.   I've always been afraid of the dark, and I think my claustrophobia probably...

THE REUNION!

Hubby's Frey family reunion is tomorrow.  It's supposed to rain all day, but that shouldn't be a problem.  We'll be in a huge barn (with a concrete floor) with lots of cross-ventilation.   So far, I've ironed our  clean shirts, which makes no...

A BUNCH MORE RUNNING AROUND!

I did better today!  We went up to the eye doctor's office so they could put my new lenses in my frames.  That took about 40 minutes altogether.  Then we went to Subway for lunch stuff.  Backing up to early morning:  About 6am, we put a huge pork...

A HARD DAY FOR THIS OLD LADY

We went on a lot of errands today.  We started out by getting our hair cut at 9:30 this morning.  We were done by 10:30 and headed for Corruna to buy some meat.  We especially wanted a pork roast to fix in the slow cooker to make pulled pork.  My...

The New Insurance

As I've mentioned, Hubby and I were forced into buying new insurance when his company dropped their retiree insurance plan.  We turned in our first batch of prescription refills and got everything we submitted, so we thought, "Great, this is going to...