Fred & Ethel, a story by Betty Hartman

Fred never knew what caused him to drive off the edge of the road.  But there he was, fishtailing and spraying gravel everywhere.  One of the rear tires of his pickup caught the ditch and over he went, landing upside down in the deep ditch with a...

A Selection from a Future Book

  I'm back!!  Computer's up, so I thought I'd give some of you a little treat.  This is from my favorite book so far, titled, "All in her Own Good Time:  Charlotte Finds her True Self"   As Charlotte walked toward the house, she thought to...

SUFFERING FROM BRAIN FREEZE

My orphans are on the train.  Theyre traveling at 25 mph from Philadelphia to Cedar Rapids, IA, a distance of 989.6 miles.  How long will it take them to get there??   They'll be travelng 100 miles every 4 hrs.  That's as far as my logic has...

SUCCESSFUL QUEST! (burp!)

We were successful on our little outing to the barbecue joint.  When we arrived at 10:45 (they open at 10:30), the "Sorry, we're closed" sign was still in the window.  We thought maybe we had arrived too late and they had already gone out of...

ON A QUEST!

Someone told Hubby about a new barbecue place.  Anytime he hears about one within a half-day drive, off we go!  So, this morning we're on our way.  I hope he likes it and continues to like it.  Usually when we find a place, Hubby starts out being...

REMEMBER WHEN?

Most of you won't remember, because I guess having to do anything in order to be allowed to join a club is not legal in school anymore.  But when I was a kid, there was always something that was supposed to embarrass you.   I don't even remember...

OKAY, FORGETFUL, BUT THIS????

Let me begin by explaining that I have a lot of hair.  I've worn it short for years just because it's so damn thick that it's almost unstylable with any length to it.  It used to be very curly, then it slowly became very wavy, then it became somewhat...